I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked storm trooper. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.....
To be honest I really didn't care.... My carwas parked around the corner......
Monday, February 14, 2011
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