Husband vs Wife

There are plenty of jokes between husband and wife and below are some compilations of them

#1

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever

#2

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.

#3
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

#4
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

#5
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

#6
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

#7

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

#8
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice