A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England, one Welsh, and one Scottish, were walking passed and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f***ed?' The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No, no never!'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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