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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Why Terrorist Does Not Attack China?

Have anyone ever wonder why terrorist does not attack China? Here they are the eight attempts made by the terrorist in China...


#1
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge 

#2

One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he  could not get into a bus for two hours 

#3

One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found that the bomb remote control was stolen 

#4

One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu , but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated 

#5

One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing (due to news blackout by the China government), was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed (this is the most pathetic!); 

#6

One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou , but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him 

#7

One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly be in a vegetative state 

#8

Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island , but she was cheated into prostitution

Finally, the terrorist have to say:
Remember! ! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!

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