Java vs .NET Joke

This post is regarding a joke between Linux - Java and Microsoft - .NET. Imagine you belongs to a Microsoft family, would you...

• ...ever even think of coding in Java and cross-platform?
• ...rather said you were enjoying porn where in fact you were doing some Java thing?
• ...make an official confession that you were using Java in front of the dining table?
• ...rather be called a MONSTER for using Java?

Enjoy this clip below.