Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Marriage Humour

After a couple settle down as in being married, this sure gonna change. Enjoy the examples in this post.

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

#2Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'

'When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any
worries or troubles.'
'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'


'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
'Well, you have done the right thing.'
'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'


A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'


A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'


A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'. The wife apologised and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'.

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